|First Name||Last Name||Job Title||Favorite Color||Wars or Trek?||Porn Name||Date of Birth||Dream Vacation City||GPA||Arbitrary Data|
|James||Matman||Chief Sandwich Eater||Lettuce Green||Trek||Digby Green||January 13, 1979||Gotham City||3.1||RBX-12|
|The||Tick||Crimefighter Sorta||Blue||Wars||John Smith||July 19, 1968||Athens||N/A||Edlund, Ben (July 1996).|
|Jokey||Smurf||Giving Exploding Presents||Smurflow||Smurf||Smurflane Smurfmutt||Smurfuary Smurfteenth, 1945||New Smurf City||4.Smurf||One|
|Cindy||Beyler||Sales Representative||Red||Wars||Lori Quivey||July 5, 1956||Paris||3.4||3451|
|Captain||Cool||Tree Crusher||Blue||Wars||Steve 42nd||December 13, 1982||Las Vegas||1.9||Under the couch|
Speech marks. Curly quotes. That annoying thing cool people do with their fingers to emphasize a buzzword, shortly before you hit them. Speech marks. Curly quotes. That annoying thing cool people do with their fingers to emphasize a buzzword, shortly before you hit them.